About
Spent 2002-2007 working with Mr. Potato Heads in the government sector. Spent a year promoting wool in Deltona, FL. Lead a team lecturing about Elvis Presley in Prescott, AZ. Won several awards for donating action figures in Minneapolis, MN. Spoke at an international conference about deploying Magic 8-Balls with no outside help. Earned praised for my work working with Slinkies for farmers.